Being a mom of twins is something unique, something indescribably amazing and challenging and something that a lot of people do not understand.
I am not a scientist but let me try to break this down because there are a lot of misconceptions when it comes to twins. The most common types of twins are:
monozygotic- This means that the twins are identical, they are the product of one fertilized egg splitting and making two babies. In essence, these babies share the same DNA and will be the same gender, have the same hair color and eye color, etc. This does not mean that they are EXACTLY the same which is a common misconception. These twins will share a placenta in utero.
dizygotic- This means that two eggs were fertilized and therefore there are two babies in the same pregnancy. These twins do not share the same DNA and can be different genders, have different skin color, eye color, hair color, etc. They also do not share a placenta like identical twins.
There are also mono-mono meaning they share the same sac and placenta, this is very high risk and often results in conjoined twins. This is the most rare and dangerous form of twin pregnancy.
So my boys are Mono-Di meaning that they are identical. They shared a placenta but had their own sac. They also did not share the placenta evenly which is why this twin pregnancy is considered high risk.
Fraternal twins are genetic meaning that they may run in your family. Many women that go through infertility and have in-vitro fertilization have fraternal twins. This DOES NOT mean that everybody with fraternal twins had reproductive assistance.
Identical twins are spontaneous meaning there is truly no rhyme or reason that the egg split, I thing God must have a sense of humor because he gave me identical twins.
OK so now that this is cleared up… I mean I really did not know specifics before I had twins but you would be amazed by the stupid questions that people ask. Some of the more memorable ones are below along with my answers:
-Are they twins (um yeah, I think it is pretty obvious)
-Are they natural? (so this is deeply personal and should never be asked by a stranger but yes they were conceived the good old fashion way and it really is none of your business)
-Are you sure they are identical, they don’t look EXACTLY alike. (This one really makes me roll my eyes. Identical twins does not mean they are a replica of each other. There are many factors that can make them different. When they are in the womb, things can happen that effect their physical attributes. For example, one of twins is bigger and has always been because he had more of the placenta. Birth marks can occur on one and not the other. Their position in utero can make different head shapes. One of my guys wears glasses and the other one does not. So they do look similar, a lot of people can’t tell them apart but they are not the exact same.) Oh and it is science that makes them identical not how much they look alike. Yes identical twins should look similar but not the same.
-Can you tell them apart? (Yes, I am not an idiot, they are two different people that look different to me and have completely different personalities. I have heard of twin moms that cannot tell their children apart, and I don’t mean as newborns and I think they are intellectually challenged because they would have to be really stupid not to be able to tell their 3 year olds apart.)
-Did you try to have twins? (There is no magic potion that you can drink to have twins, I make babies just like everybody else, it is not rocket science. I have literally been asked if I used a certain sexual positions to “make twins” WOW, that is the stupidest question I have ever heard and you are an idiot for asking.)
-Which one do you love more? (Whichever one is pissing me off the least that day)
-Is it hard? (Really? I mean do people think the babies take care of each other?)
-Can they read each others mind? (I think they have a special and indescribable bond but no they are not aliens or super human…they are just normal kids.)
So on top of stupid questions, we also get stupid comments like these:
-I had kids similar in age, I think that is harder (nope, I doubt it…shut up or run because I might punch you.)
-Having twins is probably easier (please see response above.)
-I have 3 kids so twins are nothing (again please see response from the first one.)
-Too bad you did not get a boy and a girl (um, I am quite happy with two boys but thanks for sharing your opinion about what the ideal family looks like to you.)
-You should not be so strict about their schedule (I like my sleep and having as much control as I can so it is my choice to keep them on a schedule.)
-You should or should not dress them alike (My kids, my choice, shut up.)
-Can I touch them, I think twins have special powers (Please don’t touch my child, we deal with enough germs and illnesses and don’t need random strangers touching our children.)
This list could probably go on forever but I think I made my point. All in all I feel very special to be a mom of twins, it is so cool to see their bond. I am also a science nerd so having identical twins brings up the nature vs. nurture argument and I think it is fascinating. You get a lot of attention as a twin mom, I thought as they got older it would lessen but it has not. I don’t particularly like the attention but it comes with the territory. So when you see a twin mom, and are fascinated don’t do any of the above. Maybe try a new approach, something friendly and encouraging. I remember eating out one time and I looked over at an older couple. The women did not ask any questions but just said “Mine are 20 now, it gets easier” and smiled. Maybe as a fellow twin mom she knew just what to say and not say but it was so refreshing not to be interrupted by rude questions while we were trying to have dinner and on top of it she said something nice and reassuring which we don’t get a lot of. Being a mom in general is hard so use your time and energy to open the door for a person struggling to push a double stroller while hauling two diaper bags, say something kind or encouraging, refrain from asking personal questions, and just try not to be annoying and rude.
So to my fellow twin moms, I want to say great job, although being part of this “club” is hard…you are doing great. I hope people are kind to you and when they are not…just ignore them (they don’t understand and probably never will.) The choices you make are your own and you have the right to make them! Keep up the good work!
XOXO- Fellow twin mom